Here Are A Few Random Funny Gecko Facts For You Lizard Enthusiasts

By Michael Avery in Funny On 29th January 2018
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#1 Geckochu I choose you.

Geckos and Pokémon have more in common than you might think. They evolve similarly lol.

#2 Geckos love nature.

There is nothing they enjoy more than stopping and smelling the flowers. It's true.

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#3 Geckos are pretty crafty.

Who needs hands when you have a super long tongue. Using your hand for everything is for losers.

#4 It feels lovely.

Even geckos love a nice tickle. Go ahead and try it next time you pick up your little buddy.

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#5 They are fabulous.

Better be careful not to mess up a geckos nails. They will beat the breaks off of you.

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#6 Geckos are surprisingly patient little creatures.

Don't test their patience too much though. Geckos will also bite the shit out of you and it will hurt. You've been warned.

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#7 Oh no, I am not falling for that one. A duck told me to be very careful of reptiles.

Geckos are very reliable when you need to slap a bitch. Also helpful when you need to save 15% on car insurance.

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#8 Good guy geckos.

Geckos are such great little pets. Don't you just want one?

Disclaimer: The facts you just read may or may not be true but they are still fun to read. Make sure you share them with all your friends.