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Here Are The Ways To Spice Up Your Life And Turn It From Boring To Weird

By Johny in Life Style On 24th February 2016

Hey, it's okay. We all have things we can't stand about our stupid day-to-day operations. But, you know, cool weird not hobo exposing himself to children on a playground weird.

#1 Be overly enthusiastic about how you approach your day, you’ll never get it back.

#2 Can’t afford a big night out? No problem. Get your best gear on and feel like a million bucks without spending it.

#3 Make your *ss feel like a million bucks by tying a high class knot in your toilet paper.

#4 Organize your plate like you’re in a fancy restaurant and judge all the low class people around you who live like animals.

#5 Get ready to please your lover the right way, the Barry White way. Put a little Romantic Relation Jelly into your life. It’s like lube…but…classy.

#6 Feel like the party king with these high class red party cups. Buy a crown too because you deserve it.

#7 Give your mom the middle finger by playing with your food – noughts and crosses style.

#8 Do the Dew like you’re a cocktail swigging, gun toting, Hunter S. Thompson type of baller.

#9 Are people constantly telling you that you look tired? Show up at work looking like Tinkerbell on steroids and you’ll have the last laugh.

#10 You say I’m camping? I ain’t camping! Do you see my setup fool? This is a holiday home.

#11 Don’t just buy regular cashews, buy fancy cashews and sing “I’m so fancy” at the top of your lungs.

#12 Pooping normal is so yesterday…try adding glitter and it will turn your regular poop into glittery gloop.

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