Here's What You Should ACTUALLY Be Calling Your Body Parts

Hey, idiot, you've been calling all the parts of your body by the wrong names!

#1 Teeth

It's new name: The throat fence!

It's new name: Your reverse anus!

It's new name: The taste slug.

It's new name: Sound Mouths

It's new name: The Smell Caves

It's new name: Bone Cozies

It's new name: Finger Stations

It's new name: Muscles Stilts

It's new name: Shin Hinges

It's new name: Bottom Boobs

It's new name: Crotch Spout

It's new name: Dick Purse

It's new name: The Baby Butt

It's new name: Worse hands