Hilarious OkCupid Messages That Make Us Cringe

#1 It's NOT OK, Cupid!

Sometimes, it seems like a complete miracle that humans have ever procreated. Case in point is online dating, where men often send the least flattering introductions you could ever imagine. And on OkCupid, that's no exception. The pickup lines from first time connections range from the hilariously bizarre to the aggressively insane and raunchy!

#2 He'll do it, but'll have to make him do it...

#3 He's not interested in a meeting, and isn't one to intrude, but are you a drug dealer?

#4 We think your pickup line is spot on!

#5 He's a 79% match, so there's that...

#6 It's either a dinner invitation, or something else, but either way, it's going to happen in a house.

#7 Coffee, tea, or me?

#8 He is a ZERO % match. But, are ya interested anyway?

#9 He's not into drama. All he needs is some casual sex. Is that so wrong?

#10 Nothing says "Let's Do It!" like two well dressed men on a motorcycle. Amiright?

#11 73% Match.. Hmmm. Never thought there would be another person into Amal, but there he is!

#12 Sit on his face, and that's the one thing he doesn't show us. What it it's like your grandma's ugly sofa?

#13 Hey he's very honest, so he's got that going for him.

#14 In 2 hours he went from small talk to sex. At least he started out the right way, so he's not all bad.

#15 Why Yes. Yes I am.

#16 Who knew Scorpio's were so nasty? But he did say it would be by 'accident'

#17 He knows the way to a woman's heart.. through her breasts.

#18 Oh you sweet little booger you. Such a sweetie!

#19 Isn't online betting illegal? (Look, he's a ZERO match!)

#20 Get on your knees. Say Yes Sir, then turn off your computer and go to bed! Is that how that works?

#21 Only sometimes... but not in the Winter, or the Fall, or on rainy days...