Hilarious Single Tweets That Will Have You In Stitches With Laughter

Being single can suck at times. That's why it's good to have a sense of humor about it. Being able to laugh about it can take some of the sadness out of being forever alone. Remember, being single isn't the end of the world.

#1 The Valentine's Day struggle is real.

Valentine's day is pretty rough for singles. That's why it's called singles awareness day. Everyone that is single on that day is forced to watch all these couples giving each other gifts and going out on dates. It makes you wanna cry, doesn't it?

#2 Valentine's day is also a day for hilarious people.

All the loving in the air of V-Day creates the perfect atmosphere for pranksters to do what they do best. Next V-Day you should try this epic prank.

#3 The perfect birth control.

Hey, if you're single and not mingling then you don't have to worry about getting knocked up or knocking someone else up. Always look for the positives in your situation.

#4 There might be a reason you're single.

You could be the cause of all of your loneliness. The fact that you come off as desperate is sure to drive off potential dates. Just chill out.

#5 Rejection sucks.

Getting rejected sucks. It's one of the worst feelings in the world. That being said, you should be persistent. One rejection today doesn't always mean you'll be rejected tomorrow... unless it does.

#6 The family struggle.

When you're single the only person you've got to rely on is yourself. You take care of everything for yourself without any help from a partner. It's just not fair.

#7 Talking to animals is kinda crazy.

If you're single and you spend more time talking to your pets than you do to other people that might be a problem. Nobody wants to date a crazy person.

#8 Even your echo hates you.

When you're single it seems like everything around you wants to rub it in your face. TV advertisements, social media, school, work, heck even your echo. What a way to live.

#9 Being single might make you think you're unworthy.

Don't worry, you're only slightly not worth loving. Okay just kidding, you're totally not worth loving. Forever alone it is.

#10 There is always hope for the future.

Keep your head up. You can't be single forever. There is someone out there for everyone.

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