Hilarious Tweets About Dating And Relationships That Will Make You Laugh!

#1 Dating 101: don't be afraid to ask questions.

#2 Kelly Oxford

Truly I bet many marriages would be saved if we could collectively cut it out with things having to be printed at all. I've never met a printer that didn't totally mess with my sanity.

#3 Give it a second... there it is.

#4 Mindy Kaling

OK this is actually a really great question. On the one hand, if she's a saint, you're toast because who wants to try and live up to someone who never made mistakes? But then if she's a psycho, you can know that you're measuring up nicely, but then there's the elephant in the room of the guy you're with loved a psycho.

#5 Ali Waller

Because true companionship always comes down to snacking compatibility. I dated a non-snacker once and it was really hard on me. And yes I use past tense because... Cheetos.

#6 Ben Schwartz

Funny because it's true. Sad because it's true. True because it's true.

#7 Molly McNearney

Truth: The hardest thing about getting dressed for a date as a heterosexual female is remembering that the only person who is paying attention is a straight guy.

#8 Patrick Walsh

#9 Really!!

#10 Amber Tozer

#11 Lesley Arfin

Or even better love is "Will you dance and sing with me for a few hours?" "Yes, I'll get the Best of Backstreet Boys album." Or something.

#12 Ronan Farrow

Better than all of my relationships: Gone in 60 Seconds or Must Love Dogs.

#13 Damn it, Susan!

#14 Megan Amram

I think I might be with her at this point. That and/or a magic 8 ball might be the most effective.

#15 Did you see? DID YOU SEE???

#16 Cue awkward conversation and laughing even though you're not sure if it's a joke or not.

#17 CHAMP.

#18 Hope hairballs aren't an issue.

#19 Works like a charm

#20 Stay cool...

#21 I'm soo Nervous!

#22 Cute!!

#23 Ahhhh!!Pizzaaa

#24 Dave

#25 Candee

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