Hilariously Dumb Fights All Healthy Couples Have

#1 The Infinite Struggle Of The Human Condition: Deciding Where To Get Food

"What do you want to eat?" is quite possibly the most difficult question because it doesn't have a definitive answer to it. When a person is uncertain, they should change the question to, "What don't I want to eat?" and narrow it down from there. Instead, the fact that one person is hangry and the other is hungry, uncertain and feeling pressured, can lead to the couple having a hefty serving of beef before they actually acquire grub.

#2 The I Wasn’t Annoyed Until You Kept Asking Me What Was Wrong

Nothing makes a not-mad person mad like repeatedly accusing them of being mad. When you repeatedly ask someone what's wrong with them, or insinuate that they're not in a good mood, rest assured that if your hunch wasn't right, it will be once you keep insisting that there's an issue. This is literally fighting over absolutely nothing, but that's what people who love each other do, they annoy one another and sometimes when there's absolutely no issue, they still find a way to overcome the lack of material, and create a silly little fight.

#3 The great Netflix debate

"Do you want to watch Game of Thrones?"

"No, I want to watch Hitch-"

"Okay, what about House of Cards?"

"I kind of wanted to watch Hit-"

"We could always do Mad Men."

"I WANT TO WATCH HITCH."

#4 Blanket Usage And Bed Spacing

Some people are burning hot when they sleep, some like a lot of blankets, some move around a lot, some flail limbs and need space people have different tendencies when they're getting Zs. It seems that over a long enough span of time, two people can bank on clashing over comfort at some point, if not semi-regularly.

#5 Being A Backseat Driver

Saying anything to the person who is driving, especially when they're under duress trying to follow directions, or like merge into a lane, is all bad news. Nobody wants added pressure, and even if you're giving constructive criticism you can fully expect the driver to respond with the ferocity of a pitbull. Speaking of a Pitbull, selecting music in the car with your lover isn't unlikely to result in some disputes as well.

#6 The ‘You’re Gonna Make Us Late’ War

Lateness is often a recurring tendency, so that's likely why this leads to such frustration. If both parties were aware well in advance of what time something was scheduled for, surely the one who prepared accordingly is going to be irritated with the one who has no regard for clocks. Being late yourself is one thing, but making your significant other be late with you is certainly going to warrant some complaints, and a potential repeating of said complaints at every red light that makes you further late on the way to your destination.

#7 The Thermostat Cold War

#8 Playful Contest Turned Heated Competition

If there's a sore loser in the relationship, the decision must be made to let them win so they can not throw a fit, or beat them mercilessly and laugh in the face of their frustration until they learn to take a loss with some dignity. Maybe it's bowling, perhaps it's some PlayStation home, but couple competition is all fun and games until it's not.

#9 The Jokes Gone Awry

Sometimes it's a comment that was meant to be playful, other times it's a little prank, but this is like a comedian bombing as the crowd, or in this case, the significant other, doesn't respond with laughter. Suddenly they're annoyed, resulting in the joke-maker being annoyed that they're unable to take a joke, and then suddenly it's mutual irritation.

#10 The Tickle Fight Gone Wrong

It all starts with a playful touch. It ends in a kind of crying-laughing torture that can only be stopped with verbal death threats.