What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!
What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!
Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A. The stuffing.