Redditor asks the community how different life would be if people married the first person they ever slept with. Redditors weigh in and the answers will either melt your heart or damn your soul to hell.
Horrifying Possibilities: How Different Would Life Be If You Married Your First?
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Some Redditors Want To Watch The World Burn
This is what OP was doing when he posed this terrifying question to the community. As one would imagine, the answers ranged from wholesome to downright horrific.
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This user celebrated their 50th anniversary with their first.
We started with a wholesome one. It only gets worse from here.
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This one sees only heartbreak in their hypothetical future.
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This one is still on the journey and we hope it ends well.
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This one hated the mother so much he's in jail in an imaginary scenario.
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This one dodged a bullet.
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This one broke our hearts.
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Life could have gone either way for this one.
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Been there. Done that. Regretted that too.
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This one dodged a nuke.
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This one would have been a beard.
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The future would not have been bright.
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This commenter took one for the team.
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Every sentence punched us in the face.
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*Weighs options*
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This one didn't get the memo.
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Downright poetic
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*Burns sage to rid the world of OP's energy*
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