People do many things for sexual pleasure and for this doctors around the world stand witness as they deal with all sorts of patients coming in emergency for the removal of all kinds of crazy objects from their bottoms. However, this one old man from France probably takes away the cake as he came to the emergency with a WW1 bomb lodged in his rear.
Doctors at a French hospital were left shocked and speechless after a man arrived at the hospital with a World War One bomb stuck in his rectum.
This incident sparked a major bomb scare and it led to the hospital being evacuated in an emergency after the 88-year-old came in for help on Saturday (Dec 2022).
“An emergency occurred from 9pm to 11.30pm on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and paediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a spokesperson at Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, told Var-Matin.
As the bomb disposal experts arrived after examining the man they determined that it was unlikely the artillery shell – which was eight inches long and more than two inches wide - would explode inside the man.
“They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital spokesperson added.
“We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework. When in doubt, we took all the precautions.”
As all the doubts from bomb experts were cleared, doctors started to remove the unusual object from the man's bottom, which they were sure was inserted for sexual pleasure.
But they were dumbstruck at the object of choice, with one doctor reportedly remarking:
“An apple, a mango or even a can of shaving foam, we are used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn’t be. But a shell? Never!”
Taking to social media, many others were also in disbelief at the choice of object.
“I’ve heard of troops bringing the rear up but this is too far,” said one.
While another commented: “He could've just used suppositories!”
Others couldn’t help but make light of the unusual situation with one user writing: “Guess he wanted to go with a bang.”
“He was one fart away from redefining what "explosive diarrhoea" is,” joked another.
Another person even likened the situation to an episode of Grey’s Anatomy, while someone else suggested: “I would have given him lots of Taco Bell and stayed clear.....”
Doctors were unable to remove the bomb through initial examination and so they were forced to take the elderly man into surgery.
There they cut open his abdomen to remove the unusual antique.
Thankfully, according to the hospital, the man is now in good health and is expected to make a full recovery.
