I don't think life likes to be grabbed by the balls...
I Learned Everything About Life From '2 Broke Girls'
By
Editorial Staff in
Entertainment
On 31st December 2015
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#1 I learned that in case of an extreme emergency, it's the things you care about the most that you should focus on.
#2 I learned that everyone and everything is fair game in love and sex, and nobody or place is off limits.
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#3 I learned that women have a sexual appetite that requires a super hero to satisfy.
#4 I learned that it's always best to be prepared for any situation, because you just never know what could happen at the right time and right place.
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#5 I learned then being unselfish is a 'good thing'.
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#6 I learned that women are really into cars.
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#7 I learned that on your birthday you can get drunk and act like a slut and nobody cares... but just that one day.
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#8 I learned that you need to keep your pets on a short leash.
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#9 I learned that two girls sleeping together in one bed is fine, but when a man tries to get in, they become all bitchy.
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#10 I learned that it's always best to act with dignity and with your head held high.
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#11 I learned that women love to gossip.
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#12 I learned that it takes 20 minutes to satisfy a woman and not 7 like I always believed.
#13 I learned that I'm for equal pay, because some poor girls have to sell their body's for 70% less than a man would have to.
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#14 I learned that most women raise a family only because it's cheaper than the alternative.
#15 I learned that not everyone in the world really loves 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'.
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#16 I learned that some are so focused on themselves that they don't even know a single Kardashian's name!!
#17 I learned that when things are good, it's okay to tell the world how much better you are at life than they are.
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#18 I learned that you should always keep your dreams alive and do what you love most.
#19 I learned that it's OK to joke about people based on race, religion, disability, and sexuality as long as it's REALLY, REALLY funny.
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#20 I learned how to use words in the proper manner and even some words that they never taught me on Sesame Street.
#21 I learned that nothing is against the law after dark.
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#22 I learned that sometimes a man can make a girl really do stupid sh!t.
#23 I learned that there really are STUPID questions.
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#24 I learned that foreign men are more daring and open with their sexuality than those from the US.
#25 I learned that you can find sexual humor in everyday objects very easily.
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#26 I learned that some addictions are a never ending cycle that can only be solved by getting high or drunk.
#27 I learned that life is much better down where it's wetter.
