I Object! Stories Of Weddings Where Guests Objected

It all started when Elan Gale asked this question on Twitter

"Has anybody ever actually (in person) witnessed somebody object during a wedding ceremony? I would very much like the hear these stories"

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Pro-tip: Don't try this in Australia

"Apparently in Australia if you object to a wedding and can't prove why or have a valid reason you are on the hook for the cost of the wedding."

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Sounds like a classy event

"yes. the bride’s sister objected by saying she was pregnant.... by the groom. a year later the groom married said sister."

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We hope the bride got drunk and partied herself out.

"I was a bridesmaid in a wedding and the best man objected because he and the groom were having an affair. Bride was shocked but we all attended the reception (minus groom and best man) and had one big ass party!!"

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That counts

"No but once I was at a wedding where bride didn’t show up."

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I read this thrice and I still don't know what went down.

"Yes. It was quite literally In The backwoods of MT. The brides ex was said to be hiding out in the Woods. The bride was about two hours late. One of the grooms brothers was officiating. The other brother objected and the groom punched him."

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Groom really ran off into the sunset with a buffalo

"I worked a wedding where the groom got so drunk that he got cut off as soon as he walked into the reception... he got mad, punched his brother, ran down the street and jumped a fence into a buffalo enclosure (I was the one chasing him). He disappeared and did not return."

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Good call

"We had that taken out of our wedding because we were very afraid that one of our friends would object. Considering he professed his love to me at the reception, it was a good move."

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When God himself objects to your wedding

"I was at a wedding and the priest asked, paused and then the loudest crack of thunder I have ever heard occurred. Window rattling thunder. 👀 Awkward."

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That's what we call a promotion

"The bride and the boss eloped about a month later. It lasted less than a year."

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1 time out of 10, it really is true love.

"No,but MIL didn’t show.FIL showed to tell my husband they weren’t coming bc they objected. My husband’s brother dead bolted door so FIL couldn’t leave.After ceremony FIL said he had to move his car.Door un-deadbolted & he never returned.Married 34yrs.Luv wins."

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A rollercoaster of a tweet.

"I was at a wedding where the groom’s family did everything they could to sabotage the day. His dad didn’t even come. They yelled during all of the speeches. 6 mos later she came home from a girls’ weekend and he had divided everything. Then she kidnapped their son to Mexico. 🤷🏼‍♀️"

"That ending took a hard left 😂"

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He just said what we're all thinking

"I haven’t seen this but during the pastors sermon I did witness a man (quite inebriated) stand up and say “Can we hurry the f*** up already”. It was extremely unexpected. I do hope the bride and groom can laugh about it now!"

"It was a surprising moment but didn’t dampen their beautiful day!"

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and 9 times out of 10, it's a train wreck.

"I was once at a wedding where friends so strongly objected shortly before the wedding took place that the bride HIRED girls to replace her bridesmaids. Paid cash, hired based on the dress size, and who would look best in pictures. In a shock to no one, marriage didn’t last."

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Can't stop kids being kids

"Mom was a bridesmaid in my aunts wedding. Mom gave dad candy for my sister (2yo) IF she was being bad. Dad made mistake of giving her candy the whole ceremony, during the silence of “does anyone object” my sister loudly said “more candy daddy!” Mom mortified, everyone laughed 😂"

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