If You Pay Attention To These Signs You Can Tell If You Are Getting Laid Or Not.
By
Michael Avery in
Life Style
On 28th September 2017
When you are in a new relationship, it’s all pretty much about having fun. Unfortunately, as the time passes, the everyday life just sneaks up on you and you are just not in the mood every second of every day. Well, except if you are a guy. So is it possible to tell if you will be getting lucky that night? You bet it’s possible!
And what about the girl you just started dating but you haven’t really got to the physical part yet? When you’ve spent years with someone, it’s is easy to read their signs because you know that person inside and out, but when it comes to the new girl, sometimes it can be really hard to tell if she is in the mood. However, there are some pretty good signs you can rely on that will help you assess the situation. Whether it’s your wife of 10 years or the girl you just met a few hours ago, there are certain hints she will be dropping when she wants to have coitus with you (and when she doesn’t). Here are 8 signs she is totally ‘n the mood (and 7 you ain’t getting any).
IN THE MOOD: SHE LICKS HER LIPS A LOT
If you really want to know more about a woman you’re dating, you ought to learn how to understand her body language. Did you know that 80% of the communication that happens is actually non-verbal? There are numerous little signs that will help you understand what a woman wants if you pay close attention to them. If she licks or bites her lips, it might be just one of her natural, unconscious reflexes that mirror some hot thoughts she’s having about you. She might also be doing that on purpose as a part of her attempt to seduce you. Either way, if she is doing that, it is definitely a good sign for you and it means you will probably get lucky. On the other hand, she might just have really dry lips so don’t take this as a clear invitation to the bed just yet.
YOU AIN’T GETTING ANY: SHE JUST GOT OUT OF A BAD RELATIONSHIP
If you have just started dating a girl and she tells you that she just got out of a really bad relationship, there is a big chance she will want to take things slow, which means you will have to wait for it a little bit longer than expected. If she keeps talking about her previous relationship and all the bad things that have happened, that might actually be quite a big red flag for you that this person is simply not ready to date anybody just yet. Not you, not anyone. If you really like this girl, the best thing you could do is to take things slow and see where it gets you. However, don’t expect to be getting any anytime soon because you might end up disappointed.
IN THE MOOD: HER PUPILS ARE DILATED
People often say that the eyes are the windows of the soul, and psychologists actually agree with that. When talking about love and physical attraction, you can try to hide it all you want, but the eyes don’t like. When a girl is attracted to you, her pupils will dilate involuntarily when making eye contact with you. The interesting thing about that is that when your pupils dilate as a result of your arousal, it will also trigger the same reaction in the other person when your eyes meet. Basically, when you see someone with dilated pupils, there is a bigger chance you will find them attractive. That is why people feel that dim lights are more romantic since their pupils will automatically dilate more when there is less light in the room.
YOU AIN’T GETTING ANY: SHE DOESN’T WANT TO COME OVER
You had a perfect night planned. You decided to prepare the meal you do best, you rented a cute, romantic movie, you bought some first class wine, and you changed your bed sheets. Then you called your date and invited her over for a great date at your place – and she refused. This is one of the best signs that she is not ready to get it on with you yet. She is not stupid; she knows what it means when you invite a girl to come over. On the other hand, you should know that is the part of the deal she is saying “No” to, especially if she proposes a change of plans where she moves your date night outside of your apartment and into some public place. So no, you ain’t getting any.
IN THE MOOD: SHE GETS CLOSER TO YOU
When a woman is aroused by a man, she will try to get as close to him as possible. If she touches your arm or, basically, any other part of your body, there is a big chance she wants to have some “fun” with you. If she is interested in cuddling, that is basically foreplay for her. A woman’s body is very different when it comes to the arousal when compared to a man’s body. When you are aroused, it takes just one look at your pants and it’s pretty clear. However, with women, things aren’t so obvious and you will need to pay closer attention to the little things. So while casual cuddling might be quite boring for you and you’d like to get to the “real stuff”, that actually might be the beginning of the “real stuff” for her.
YOU AIN’T GETTING ANY: THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE
You are definitely not getting any if there is someone else she likes better than you. People who are just casually dating often have dates with a number of different people during the same time period. It might just be the case that she met a man of her dreams a couple of hours before she met you but your date was already scheduled so she didn’t want to blow you off. If she keeps checking her phone and she can’t wait for the date to be over, you are definitely not getting any. If you are in a long-term relationship, there might be a chance she is cheating on you. If she has a sudden need for privacy, she is more focused on her appearance, her phone becomes a forbidden zone for you… There is definitely someone else.
IN THE MOOD: SHE MENTIONS HANKY PANKY A LOT
Women aren’t as direct when it comes to the physical part as men are. Well, at least most women. Your date probably won’t tell you: “Okay, let’s do it now”, not necessarily because she is shy, but because there is no fun in that. Playing the game of seduction is way more interesting than cutting to the chase right away. However, she might drop certain verbal hints that will let you know that you are on the right track for getting in bed with her. If she keeps mentioning hanky panky, she isn’t doing that by accident. A woman will never just mention it casually to her date if she is not willing to put it on the table at some point, so if she is doing that, she is trying to let you know that she is open to being with you physically.
YOU AIN’T GETTING ANY: SHE’S ON HER PERIOD
She might not tell you that directly, but if she is dropping hints about how bloated she is or how awful she feels, you are definitely not getting any. Even if you’ve had period hanky panky with her before, that doesn’t mean she will feel like it every time. Every woman is different. Some women feel extra aroused when they’re on their period, while others just want to crawl somewhere in the dark, preferably alone, and wait for it to pass. You simply have to respect that. However, if she slips the “P” word into the conversation, she is definitely trying to let you know that you shouldn’t count on getting any. There is not much you can do at that moment except to wait for a couple of days and try again.
IN THE MOOD: SHE INVITED YOU TO HER PLACE
This one is a classic. If a woman invites you to her place, there is a 99% chance that she wants to have relations with you. The remaining 1% is for all unfortunate men who have been friend-zoned by a girl of their dreams at some point. Don’t worry, it happens to everyone. However, if it’s a girl you have been dating for some time and if she invites you for a cup of coffee, you will probably be getting something else instead of the promised coffee. Not that you should complain. If it’s a girl you have just met, then consider yourself particularly lucky. The invitation to a girl’s apartment is just one small step away from hooking up with her so try not to blow it at the very last moment.
YOU AIN’T GETTING ANY: SHE HAD A REALLY BAD DAY
If your girlfriend/wife had a really bad day and she is in a really bad mood, you probably won’t be getting any. You might try to cheer her up by doing something really nice and romantic that might eventually lead to hanky panky, but there is a really big chance that it simply won’t work. You might actually end up pissing her off even more. The best thing you could do in situations like this is to listen to what she has to say and to be there for her. It will pay off in the long run because she will feel that you genuinely care about her and it will make the two of you even closer and more connected than before. And, yes, that will lead to better coitus eventually.
IN THE MOOD: SHE SOUNDS MORE SENSUAL THAN USUAL
Have you noticed how almost everything you say can sound dirty if you say it the right way? Well, it’s true. If a girl speaks particularly softly and she makes everything sound a little bit dirty, she definitely wants to make love to you. She also might seem turned on by a lot of things, but that is just her way of letting you know that she is ready to have her way with you. If she teases you constantly, she is trying to show you how irresistible she actually finds you. Do you know what the other name for that is? Flirting! It’s as simple as that. If a girl is constantly flirting with you and she can’t help herself from talking dirty and behaving naughty around you, there is a big chance she is super aroused by you.
YOU AIN’T GETTING ANY: YOU PISSED HER OFF
If you did something to piss your girlfriend off, you can forget about getting lucky that day. There is always a chance you might have great angry coitus, but don’t count on that. Her withholding coitus is the best possible way for her to punish you for your bad behavior. Or maybe she simply can’t even look at you without wanting to kill you so you should just keep your distance until the things cool down. You could try to apologize but don’t do that only to get in her pants because she will see right through that. It might have worked for you once or twice, but it definitely won’t work forever and she will be even angrier than before if she realizes what you’re trying to do.
IN THE MOOD: SHE REALLY ENJOYED THE GOODNIGHT KISS
So you took your girl out on a date and now you’re standing in front of her home wondering what to do next. It’s a situation every guy has found himself in. Now it’s the time for the goodnight kiss and for you to say goodbye. But what if she seemed a bit too enthusiastic about the goodnight kiss? You kissed her and she kissed you back way more passionately than you expected. Yup, she probably wants to have some “fun” with you but she is a little bit shy about inviting you up to her place. So what should you do? Well, it’s not nuclear science, you could simply ask to come in and then take it from there. What is life without a little bit of risk? However, make sure you are not too pushy and don’t make her uncomfortable.
YOU AIN’T GETTING ANY: SHE IS TIRED
It will happen from time to time that you schedule your date after a particularly long day. If a girl mentions during the conversation how exhausted she is, there is very little chance that she will be in the mood for hanky panky. Maybe she was working a double shift, maybe she trained hard at the gym, or maybe it’s just one of those days… However, if she spends the whole evening yawning, it is a pretty clear signal that she can’t wait to go to sleep. You definitely don’t want her falling asleep in the middle of the action so maybe you should just reschedule your date for some other night when the things might go slightly better for you. Besides, her bedroom performance will be a hundred times better once she is well rested.
IN THE MOOD: SHE DOES SOMETHING EXTRA NICE FOR YOU
If you’re in a long-term relationship, there is a chance the romance will fade with time. Life can be pretty overwhelming sometimes and that can take a toll on your “fun” time. However, if your girlfriend/wife took her time to do something really special for you, for example, she prepared your favorite meal, bought you a gift you really wanted for a long time, made herself look extra pretty for you, it means she is probably in the mood for some action. Especially if that is not something she does all the time. However, don’t just take it for granted because that might really ruin the moment very quickly. Don’t forget to thank her and compliment her, and you might get some special attention beneath the sheets as well.
