Girlfriends put up with a lot of crap. Your crap! Leaving the toilet seat up, sucking at foreplay, farting under the blankets and then wafting it at us — the list goes on. But that's not to say we don't have some of our own annoying "quirks." And I say quirks in the hopes of making them seem a little more endearing and a little less crazy...
If Your Girlfriend Does Any Of These Things You Should Run. She's Crazy!
By
Michael Avery in
Life Style
On 10th January 2017
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1. We have subtle ways of staking a claim to our property...
2. And some not so subtle ways...
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3. Rough patch in the relationship? Always ask yourself, is she hungry?
4. It's really that simple
When it comes to food, it's important to understand the next rule...
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5. Always order two entrées — even if she says she isn't hungry
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6. Cute? Needy? It's a very fine line
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7. When it comes to date night, our standards might be abnormally high
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8. We're not afraid to fake it...in more ways than one
If you think that's a sly selfie trick, just you wait...
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9. We like to keep any eye on you because we just care so much...
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10. Of course we need it all — don't question our methods!
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11. Seriously, what else could you possibly want on your birthday?
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12. We will never be on time, so deal with it
13. You've got to learn to read the look and not to trust the words
It's also important to understand that, when it comes to girlfriends, words aren't everything...
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14. You better get her some food quick
15. We also demand reparation for any wrongs you may have committed...
