We all know how convenient it is to post on Craiglsist to sell or buy items like clothing, phones, furniture, or even a date. But on Craiglsit you have to muddle though a lot of weird and creepy people to actually get what you're looking for. See for yourself..
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#1 You Could Make $1300 For Having Been Blessed With a Tongue Like Gene Simmons... We Won't Ask Why.
#2 Hmmm.. Does He Have The Face For Porn? I Mean, That's What's Required, Right?
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#3 This Guy Should Get A Job In Sales. He Really Knows How To Close The Deal. Poor Lou.
#4 Missed Connection: You Were Praying And Had An Odor Of Cheese.
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#5 Talk About Tickling The Ivories.. Is This Listed Under Musical Items Or Casual Sex?
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#6 Why Is He Seeking A Dead Man? Makes One Wonder What The Backstory Is... Or Not.
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#7 This Is A Family Heirloom (GROSS) That's been Passed Down But He Needs Money For Christmas. Let's Hope He Invests In A Newer "Battery Operated" Model.
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#8 Missed Connection: Tell Me What Color Panties You Had On And I'll Drop By, Again. Why Didn't He Make A Move To Begin With?
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#9 Missed Connection: Your Elephant Tattoo Looked Like A Penis And I was Ordering a Footlong...
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#10 With The Economy So Bad, He's Willing To Part With His Collection, Or Even Trade Up. No Thanks!
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#11 For Hire: Bearded Las Vegas Babysitter or Pet Walker. What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas! We Hope.
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#12 This Falls Under The Category of "What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?" One Dollar To Bathe In Noodles? Now This Is CREEPY!
#13 Calling All Dwarfs! Get Drunk and Party With Some Really Fun Guys! Must Also Be Willing To Be Used As An Emergency Anchor.
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#14 Casual Encounters: Come and Blow My Snow! Seriously.. You're Trying To Get Your Walk Cleared Out For Free, Right?
#15 Won't Have This In The House Any Longer! Make An Appointment To View This Human Sized Hamster Wheel. Shredded Paper For Pooping Also Available.
