Insanely Bad Pick Up Lines That Have Worked

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 14th March 2014
advertisement

#1: Milk Drinkers

If you're a milk drinker and watch your weight then this one is for you.

advertisement

#2: Historians

Maybe it worked because she said "Sir." The little guy probably felt special.

advertisement

#3: Messy Eaters

If you don't like messy eaters be open about it! This could happen.

#4: Gummy Bear Lovers

I wonder what making out tasted like? Fruity? Was it messy since there were Gummy Bears?

#5: Language Experts

This is really cheesy and bad, but hey it worked! Maybe she was desperate.

#6: The Classics

This one is the oldest one in the books, but the response is well played.

advertisement

#7: Sports Lovers

Who knew telling someone you hate what they do can bring you two even closer together?

#8: Slightly Offensive

This one is for people who can tell and handle slightly offensive jokes.

#9: Music Lovers

Sometimes being straight forward and using a non cheesy song will get you a wife.

advertisement

#10: Seafood Lovers

Asking this question in the right setting will only bring happiness.

#11: TV Junkies

Sometimes your favorite TV show will bring you a crazy amount of luck.

#12: Having Awesome Friends

Well aside just from having them making your life better, they can also make your love life better.

#13: People Who Hate The Gym

Still try to off those "muscles" it might work in the end.

#14: Pizza Lovers

I mean this is an obvious one. When you can be blunt and bond over pizza you know something magical is going to happen.

#15: Germ Haters

Or maybe you're afraid of getting the cooties. Looks like your solution is to poke someone with stick then years later marry them.