Insanely Bad Pick Up Lines That Have Worked
#1: Milk Drinkers
If you're a milk drinker and watch your weight then this one is for you.
#2: Historians
Maybe it worked because she said "Sir." The little guy probably felt special.
#3: Messy Eaters
If you don't like messy eaters be open about it! This could happen.
#4: Gummy Bear Lovers
I wonder what making out tasted like? Fruity? Was it messy since there were Gummy Bears?
#5: Language Experts
This is really cheesy and bad, but hey it worked! Maybe she was desperate.
#6: The Classics
This one is the oldest one in the books, but the response is well played.
#7: Sports Lovers
Who knew telling someone you hate what they do can bring you two even closer together?
#8: Slightly Offensive
This one is for people who can tell and handle slightly offensive jokes.
#9: Music Lovers
Sometimes being straight forward and using a non cheesy song will get you a wife.
#10: Seafood Lovers
Asking this question in the right setting will only bring happiness.
#11: TV Junkies
Sometimes your favorite TV show will bring you a crazy amount of luck.
#12: Having Awesome Friends
Well aside just from having them making your life better, they can also make your love life better.
#13: People Who Hate The Gym
Still try to off those "muscles" it might work in the end.
#14: Pizza Lovers
I mean this is an obvious one. When you can be blunt and bond over pizza you know something magical is going to happen.
#15: Germ Haters
Or maybe you're afraid of getting the cooties. Looks like your solution is to poke someone with stick then years later marry them.