Introducing @CrapTaxidermy, The Creepiest Twitter Account About Animals Ever

#1: Hyaena

With some nice teeth and a tongue to die for.

I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"

Cos I'm happy, clap along if you feel like a Stoat with a Gold tooth.

Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face.

Girl, those Leggings aren't a good look for you

The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like.

Can I borrow your Toothbrush? I lost mine a couple of years ago.

Oh Monday, hello again.

You OK buddy? I told you Tequila was a bad idea. Shall I fetch us a McDonalds?

OK Scouts, follow me into the Woods and watch out for those child-eating Wolves, they can be extremely cunning.

I'm telling you Julia, its a good job I've got sonar because they made a right bollocks of my laser Eye surgery.

Today! My moneys on Bendy Ken @ 9000/1Â

It's suicide Rocky. You've seen him, you know how strong he is. You can't win!

Timon, this Acid was a bad idea. Hakuna-ma-fuck-this.

Marcel, put down that banana, you'll spoil your dinner.