It's Hard To Believe These Political Parties Even Exist, Let Alone Actually Have Political Platforms!

By Teresa Thomerson in News On 9th September 2015
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#1 The Canadian Extreme Wrestling Party

They were never officially registered, but they held a convention in 1999 where a battle royal decided who was the party's leader.

#2 The Deadly Serious Party

It only existed for a brief time in Australia in the 80's, but their primary concern was an Argentine invasion, so they suggested sending killer penguins to the coast for protection.

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#3 The Rock ’n’ Roll Loony Party

They wanted to build laughter clinics and provide pensioners with beer in the UK.

#4 Polish Beer Lovers

They claim they can protect citizens from alcoholism by getting them to drink a beer instead of vodka.

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#5 No Candidate Deserves My Vote Party

Their only platform is to add a "None of the Above" option on the voting ballot.

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#6 Fed-Up Party

This Canadian party was founded by a puppet named Ed the Sock voiced by Steven Kirzner who announced he was running for Prime Minister in 2011.

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#7 The Best Party

It started as a joke in Iceland when actor Jon Gnarr said all of the other parties were corrupt, so his new party wasn't going to keep their corruption a secret. However, he ended up winning a mayoral election.

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#8 Poland’s Party of the Bald

They aim to reduce discrimination against bald people, and they have some catchy slogans such as "Receding, we advance."

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#9 The Guns and Dope Party

This US party wants "Everybody for President!" They would also like to provide guns and dope for anyone who's interested.

One of their slogans is "Every man, woman and ostrich is a tsar!"

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#10 The Rhinoceros Party

They promised to keep none of their promises in Canada.

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#11 The Prohibition Party

They got 519 votes in the 2012 presidential election, and they want to get rid of booze.

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#12 The Miss Great Britain Party

They try to elect candidates who have also been in the "Miss Great Britain Beauty Contest."

#13 Donald Duck Party

It's not officially registered in Sweden, but they've been receiving write-in votes for decades. 1985 was their best year when 291 people voted for the adorable cartoon character.