#1
The hair dryer stand
Your arms are fragile and do not need to lift this heavy hot wind blowing machine.
#2
The stand for your tablet/e-reader
To make pre-bedtime Candy Crush a snap.
#3
The toilet paper extender
Nothing worse than the ol' lean-and-drip.
#4
Remote / Bottle opener
Because who even knows what important TV moments you could miss on your journey to find a bottle opener.
#5
Auto Rotating Cone
This ice cream spins by itself so your tongue doesn't have to do all the heavy licking.
#6
The prism glasses
No one should have to be forced to sit upright while reading or watching TV.
#7
A snowball maker
Is it too much to ask that we form our OWN snowballs? Yes. It is.
#8
Canned sandwiches
It's a sandwich, but without any of the physical sandwich making labor!
#9
A Dog's poop Collector
Saves you all the energy you were about to exert bending over to pick up the poop!
#10
The toilet lid pedal
Take THAT, every man ever!! Hahahahha
#11
Self stirring Mug
No one should be expected to actually move their wrist in a circular motion while holding a spoon.
#12
Pillow ties
Any time you're wearing a tie is the perfect time to take a nap.
#13
The pop Corn Maker and Shooter
It Will Direct Shoot Pop Corn in Your mouth. You should be a Good Catcher.
#14
The toilet paper holder
All you do is put the roll on the thingy and pull. None of those extra steps to remove the tubey thing and the springy thing and the other things.
#15
The laser cat toy
How do animals have so much energy? Harness it for your own enjoyment.
#16
The extendable fork
The only thing better than eating food is eating other peoples' food.
#17
The electric shoes
ACTUAL WALKING IS FOR LOSERS!
#18
The sauce-dispensing chopsticks
What kind of snobby overachiever wastes time ~pouring~ soy sauce.
#19
A baby mop outfit
Put your baby to good use, AT LAST.
