Little Johnny and little April went to Sunday school and little April always fell asleep, but one time the teacher called on her and asked, 'Who is our Creator?' Little Johnny took a pin and stuck her in the butt and she woke up saying, 'God All Mighty!'
The teacher says, 'That's right!' and she falls back asleep.
The teacher called on her again and asked, 'Who is our Savior?' Little Johnny poked her in the butt again and she woke up exclaiming, 'Jesus Christ!', then the teacher says, 'Right again!' and she falls back to sleep.
The teacher questions her for the third time and asks, 'What did Eve say to Adam when she had her 23rd child?' and little Johnny poked her in the butt again and she woke up shouting, 'If u stick that thing in me one more f*cking time I will break it in two and shove it up ur a**.'