Look At This Ridiculous $30K Commercial These People Made To Sell Their Mansion

#1 First, the husband drives his 'Rari off the grass parking lot (wtf?).

"Go away. My place now."

#2 Then the lady of the house invites all her hot friends over.

"Hi! Thanks for inviting me over to your mansion! Who's that camera guy?"

#3 She sits on their marble countertop and they proceed to get trashed.

"He usually hates it when I put my bare feet on the counter hahahahah! Cheers!"

#4 "Look at all those poor people down there!"

"Nevermind, let's just look at my house."

#5 Everyone gets their own sun chair.

Wait, not you bitch.

#6 House porn...

#7 House porn...

#8 They get dressed and take selfies but never go out.

#9 House porn...

#10 This blonde one is always left out.

#11 Then they burn the bitch down.