Man Wants 29 Tattoos Of Miley Cyrus Removed From His Body After Singer Calls Them "Ugly"

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42-year-old Carl McCoid started getting Miley Cyrus tattoos after a divorce in 2010, ending up with 29 total stamps of regret on his poor skin.

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While McCoid was happy with the tattoos for a long time (I mean, I guess as happy as you can be as a divorced dad of three who is covered from the neck down in Miley Cyrus tattoos), he now regrets the tattoos after hearing that Miley Cyrus thinks they are "ugly". Ouch.

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Cyrus reportedly told The Mirror in 2013, "There's a dude that holds a record of the most pictures of my face, he has like 18 pictures of my face and they're really ugly." I have no idea why it took two years for McCoid to hear this news, but Miley's comments were enough to make him realize he'd made a huge mistake.

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He recently told The Mirror, "I'm only regretting them now...I never thought about it too much, but they have had a psychological effect on me. Then she mentioned they were creepy in an interview. It made me realize I didn't like them."

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Really, McCoid? It took Miley Cyrus saying the tattoos were ugly for you to realize they're ugly? You didn't have a single friend or family member warn you that this might be the case? I'm assuming his family and friends don't love him very much, because if they did surely at least ONE of them would have convinced him to get a classier "I

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Cyrus blocked McCoid on Twitter. Looking at this "portrait" of her face on his right arm, can you really blame her? It's hideous.

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This is a very sad story indeed, but not as sad as the fact that McCoid is hoping the removal a few of the tattoos might help him find a new girlfriend. I mean, didn't he realize that there aren't a TON of women who'd want to get intimate with a man while a creepy, terribly crafted 2D image of Miley Cyrus watches from his right arm night after night? (Again, this man needs to find some new friends and family just as badly as he needs to find a tattoo removal doctor.)

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I mean, clearly the real criminal in this case is the so-called "tattoo artist". The victim is definitely McCoid, who has actually said he never thought he'd regret the tattoos and whose family and friends clearly let him "go with it", when they should have stopped him.

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