Man Who Was 'Clearly' Drunk Put 'Dog In The Driver's Seat' After Being Pulled Over By Police
By
Aleena in
Weird
On 19th May 2023
In a quirky twist of events, meet the legend of the roads, the self-proclaimed dog whisperer, and perhaps the world's first "Canine Chauffeur"! Our tale begins when a man, who may or may not have had a few too many root beers, decided that his furry friend deserved a chance in the driver's seat.
As the police lights flashed behind him, he confidently placed his pooch on the steering wheel, claiming it was the ultimate designated driver. With wagging tails and puzzled officers, this unconventional duo embarked on a drive that would leave everyone howling with laughter and barking with disbelief!
Picture this: a sunny day in Springfield, Colorado, with a pinch of law enforcement and a dash of daredevilry.
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The local authorities, minding their own business, suddenly spot a car zooming past them, challenging the laws of physics and speed limits alike.
Not ones to let such audacity go unnoticed, they pull over the pedal-to-the-metal speedster.
Little did they know that what would unfold next would defy all expectations and leave even the most seasoned officers scratching their heads in disbelief.
"The driver attempted to switch places with his dog who was in the passenger seat, as the SPD officer approached and watched the entire process," the Springfield Police Department said.
In the face of impending consequences, our hero decides to unleash the ultimate defense strategy: blame it on the dog! Yes, you heard that right.
With a straight face, he attempts to convince the authorities that his innocent canine companion was the true speed demon behind the wheel. I mean, seriously, who comes up with this stuff?
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The police continued: "The male party then exited the passenger side of the vehicle and claimed he was not driving.
"The male party showed clear signs of intoxication and when asked about his alcohol consumption the male party ran from the Officer.
"The male party was apprehended quickly within about 20 yards of the vehicle.
"It was discovered that the male was driving from Las Animas to Pueblo and got lost in Springfield. The male party was also found to have two active warrants for his arrest out of Pueblo.
"BCSO arrived and assisted with the incident and the male party was medically cleared at the hospital and then booked into the Baca County Jail for his warrants and also charged with; Driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs, Driving while ability impaired, driving under suspension, speeding 20-24 over, and resisting arrest."
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Ah, the morning after a wild ride of misadventures and a rendezvous with the long arm of the law. I can only imagine the colossal hangover our protagonist will face when the sun peeks through the bars of their cell.
But let's not forget the innocent four-legged companion caught up in this whirlwind of chaos.
Fear not, for the police have reassured that the dog, like a VIP under special protection, was entrusted to the care of an acquaintance during the driver's stint behind bars.
With its tail wagging and puppy eyes intact, that loyal pup will find solace and care amidst the canine-friendly company.
The police added: "The dog does not face any charges and was let go with just a warning."
Well, thank the heavens above because that would have been ruff.
As news of this outrageous incident spread, the critics wasted no time in unleashing their sharp wit and satirical jabs.
With tongues firmly planted in cheeks, they couldn't resist poking fun at the driver's audacity in dragging an innocent and unsuspecting pup into the whirlwind of his misdeeds.
“He was too drunk to use a GPS so he got a guide dog,” said one commenter.
“I wish my dog could drive,” said another.
Others were thankful that no humans — or animals — were injured.
“Seriously glad no one was hurt,” said one person.
