Man’s Hilarious Texts To Girlfriend About Her Cheating With A “Guy” Called Scott Goes Viral

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What's better a loving relationship where you can see yourself with your partner for the rest of you life OR a really nice scotch egg?

We don't like to say but the answer's pretty obvious unless you're vegetarian.

Anyway, you're probably wondering how the two are at all correlated but actually they sort of are look at this text conversation between boyfriend and girlfriend, Jack and Ellie, as Jack tries to prank Ellie with a cheating accusation:

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Okay it's not like we like the breakdown of young love or anything, but we can't help but imagine how awkward it would have been if, when he accused her, she came clean about an actual affair she was having

Good joke or laboured egg reference? Let us know what you think in the comments!