Maryland Liquor Store Has Gotten Their Slogans Down To An Art

#1 No News Is Good News!

Sav-mor Liquors in Maryland has gotten some notoriety for their witty sign game, and rightfully so. Changing the sign every few days, the workers of the store bring in their customers with these funny slogans. Sometimes traffic gets backed up with passersby trying to see what they have placed on their signs.

#2 One Guy In Scuba Fear Must Have Ruined It For All The Others.

#3 We Know This Is False Advertising, But I Bet It Got A Few New Customers :)

#4 Just Flashing Back To A Newspaper Headline Gone Wrong. (A newspaper is what we read before the internet and iPhones)

#5 Beggars Can't Be Choosers!

#6 And This Is Why We Just Love Some Scotch.

#7 They Had An Off Day...

#8 It's Not A Secret Anymore. But Whole Foods Isn't As Clever.

#9 Just A Friendly Reminder To Those Crazed Women With Spoiled Brats!

#10 Get All Your St Patrick's Day Supplies Here. That Would Be Booze. Finished!

#11 Weather Prediction Or Complaint? In Any Case, If It's Still That Bad Outside, A Good Drink Will Help.

#12 Get Your Taxes Done Then Stop In For A Bottle Of Vodka! You're Gonna Need It.

#13 Only SOME Of The Mess Is Due To Remodeling. The Rest Is Permanent.

#14 It's Like Protection For Your Bad Judgement After A Night Of Drinking Their Wares.

#15 Give Mom What She Really Wants. And Deserves!

#16 Keeping Those Non Hispanic Customers Aware Of The Holidays.

#17 Unlike Walmart, They Refuse To Play "Silent Night" Even Though That's How Their Customers Will End Up.

#18 Now THIS Calls For A Celebration Drink!

#19 No Date? Come and See Us at Sav-Mor. You'll Never Even Notice How Pathetic Your Life Is.

#20 Looks Like Someone Is Self Conscious About A Little Boob Job.

#21 Every Mother Knows Where The Cheapest Prices In Town Are.