One day a blonde and brunette went hiking to a high mountain cliff.
After a while the brunette says "How about we start heading down? It's almost dark."
The blonde tells her to get a head start because she wants to enjoy the scenery a bit more.
After the brunette leaves, the blonde gets an idea.
She jumps off the cliff.
Then she starts to fall. She screams "I thought my maxi pad had wings!"