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#1: They get feet and feet of snow every winter.
#2: They are awesome at two things: beer and maple syrup.
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#3: They love hockey—so so much.
#4: Snowmen? Those are for amateurs. Try making a snow BED.
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#5: Did we mention the snow? Even the cat seems less than surprised to see this much.
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#6: They have moose. Moose are HUGE, and have no sense of personal space, apparently.
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#7: Oh, they don’t just have NORMAL snow. They have APOCALYPTIC snow.
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#8: Every parent’s worst nightmare come true.
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#9: Still, they manage to maintain a good sense of humor and irony.
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#10: With all that snow comes temperatures that would make hell freeze over.
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#11: Luckily, they are apparently impervious to those sub-artic temperatures.
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#12: They get to behold the wonder and majesty of nature, like the majestic goose.
#13: They can be condescending without actually being insulting—a rare talent.
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#14: They enjoy nationalized free healthcare for all.
#15: They always know just when to apologize—which is always.
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#16: They have perfect timing.
