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Men Who Took Manscaping Too Far

By Waleed Raza in Funny On 20th January 2017

"Manscaping" can mean many things. For some people it just means keeping facial and/or body hair neat and trimmed. For other (in my opinion crazier) individuals, it means waxing all their hair off entirely. Then, there’s a third group who take what they have and fashion it into works of “art” with varying levels of skill. One thing is for certain, the possibilities are nearly unlimited and for better or worse, the hair is out there. Here’s 25 Instagram men who took manscaping too far.

#1 To celebrate the new year!

The design is impressive in it’s own right. But the texture of the hair is even more impressive. Way to ring in the new year and make the best of a (literally) solid amount of back hair.

#2 The mouth of the Batman.

There’s a reason most of these entries were chest hair; a big canvas yields the most “impressive” results. But this was so inventive and impressive it’s right up there with the others. Well done Batmouth!

#3 Combining the arts.

This guy took it one step further and combined his tattoo with precision manscaping. We’re so impressed we forgot how much back hair he had to have started with…

#4 Making room for the art.

A veritable forest on his chest but he cleared it out for the sake of art. How much maintenance does it take to keep the forest from overgrowing the canvas?

#5 A clear message

This man went through a great deal of effort to send his message. I’m just not sure it’s going to be as effective as he hopes.

#6 Mankini, part three

His beard matches his top. And we all know behind a good mankini is a better woman.

#7 The patriot

This guy put a full canvas to use just to represent the red, white, and blue. If this doesn’t say “MERICA’!” I don’t know what does.

#8 Bat-hair returns

It’s not as elaborate as the first incarnation, but the definition is better and he might have the build for it. The bat has returned.

#9 Business casual

This man gives new meaning to the term “business casual.” He’s having so much fun and wears it so well, you almost forget what he probably started with.

#10 The cat lover

He must really love his felines. I can’t imagine that facial hair / chest hair combo will help him get more… attention.

#11 The double man-stache

I would be a lot more impressed if the definition of his moustache matched the definition of his… chestache. Points for the double action regardless though.

#12 Do you see it?

I’m not even sure if this is intentional manscaping or just coincidental genes. Do you see the face?

#13 The half and half

Is it really a decision if the decision is already half made? It would take a long time to even out if everyone decided the hairy look was better.

#14 Impressive art

I don’t know what’s more impressive, the fact that this guy managed to draw a cupid being shot out of a canon on his belly, or the fact that he had enough hair on his belly to draw it in the first place.

#15 He's got a big heart.

He just looks so dang friendly, the care-bear chest hair almost suits him… almost.

#16 Bat-chest begins

He gets points for fandom. But he loses points for build, poor design, and a general lack of anything else remotely resembling Batman.

#17 The chest of a villian

He’s making the most of his manly hair by sporting a full beard up top and a classic supervillain moustache on his chest. Maybe it’s the smile, but it kind of works for him.

#18 The Man-Zebra

Well, if you have that much to work with, you could do a lot worse. Granted in this (or any) case, less is probably more, but in the meantime he gets points for symmetry and the lack of some obnoxiously poor design.

#19 Serious love

That chest, that look, and that’s not all. I can’t show you the lower half on Instagram, but trust me it’s out there and you don’t want to find it. Let’s just say he’s like a creepy, live, playing card.

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