Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
A: She sticks it in the microwave!
Q: Why did God give blondes 2 more brain cells than horses?
A: So they don't shit in the parade.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm sooooo drunk!"