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Nasty Little Kid Discreetly Poops In Supermarket And Walks Off Like Nothing Even Happened.
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 18th September 2015
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Take this supermarket surveillance video. At first, it seems like an ordinary clip of a kid standing unsupervised in a busy store. Nothing weird about that. Then you notice his strange body language. He's rocking back and forth, bending over slightly in a way that suggest abdominal distress. Could he be but no. He walks off down the aisle, convincing you that everything is as it should be. Then he pauses, lifts his leg, and with a deft shake of his short pants, makes history.
But the video isn't done there. As though we haven't already been spoiled, a man in flip-flops (flip-flops for God's sake!) comes by without noticing the large human turd on the floor. How can this be real? He steps around it several times, once again tricking you into doubting that the inevitable will happen. Then he slips in and smears poop all over the floor.