Young romance. Texting during biology, hanging out behind the school, writing essays on why you should get oral sex. Wait, what? A girl posted a screenshot of a conversation with 'Man Candy' in which she demands that he writes a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement in MLA format on why she should suck his dick.
Never Underestimate What A Man Will Do For A Favor
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Life Style
On 30th December 2016
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#1
That's very specific. What if it didn't conform to MLA standards (which I totally had to Google and is Modern Language Association)? What if the argument isn't compelling? The future of oral sex is hanging on this essay, Man Candy.
#2
Our world is filled with absolute truths. Examples? Death is inevitable. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. If you stick your bare hand in a fire, you will be burned. 2 + 2 = 4.
Nancy Grace is the devil.
But among the most absolute of them all, is that a man will do anything to get a blowjob. Sometimes it might require driving hundreds of miles, other times putting up with evil in-laws But every so often it requires a man to write an impromptu persuasive essay at the drop of a hat, with a strong thesis statement and extremely credible cited sources as to why it's beneficial to both parties. Which this guy below did. Quite merrily.
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#3
His girlfriend Tweeted his willingness to go the extra couple million miles, and his efforts have since been Retweeted nearly 80,000 times.
#4
He's keen to write the essay. And to be fair to Man Candy, it's actually very good.
#5
His arguments for why he should get a blow job is that it's good for his health, intimacy between him and his girlfriend, it will boost her self-esteem and be reciprocated by him. It's also fairly well written and if there's anything sexier than a smart guy, then I have not come across it.
#6
The girl points out that she and Man Candy have been dating for a year and are in a relationship. So please, guys, don't hand out essays to every or any girl you meet unless she specifically demands one, ok?
