Nicolas Cage's Crazy Life Explained by Funny Article Titles

#1: Hitting Up The Strip Club

Hey, there is nothing wrong with having a little fun.

He's not into freezing his body, he wants it to be in a pyramid.

Knives made illegally that is. I'm sure he cares about animals and wouldn't buy that.

How in the world would he get his hands on something like that?

Well he was having money problems, but I don't think he ever owned a castle

With his cat, what a good owner. Although, maybe he should participate in another form of partying.

But later apologized so that helps a lot, crazy lady.

This makes it seem as if he died or something, but he just went to a museum.Â

Looks like the illegal dinosaur was a lot of money, money that he wasted.

Is always hard to do, but it seems like it ended on a good note.

I wonder if he was able to get home that night, I mean someone has to know where he lives.

Cockroaches apparently are a good source of protein so at least he got that.

You never know, you might lose one or something so have 2 is essential.

And likes to read naughty things with his friend while in bed, nothing weird.

Oh yeah, blame the assistant why don't you? So unfair Nicolas Cage.