Getting old pretty much sucks. You lose your faculties and some will lose their minds. However, there are some people who age that seem to be sharper than ever the older that they get. These grannies have no filter and the things they say will leave you in stitches.
Nothing Is Funnier Than Grandmas Who Have No Filter
By
Missy aka Tizzy in
Confessions
On 20th April 2018
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Chubby Chaser
This granny has no chill at all. She tells it how she sees it. I could not imagine my granny saying this in front of me. I would be mortified.
Coming Out
Coming out can be really hard to do. It is especially hard to come out to those family members who are older and are not used to being around a lot of gay people. This granny seemed to take the news really well, though.
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Fate
It looks like this granny must be a bit psychic. Either that, or her granddaughter has been wildly irresponsible her whole life, so they all figured it was bound to happen.
Top That
One thing you should never do is complain about life to your grandparents. Trust me when I tell you, they will always have a story about their own life that makes your worries seem miniscule in comparison.
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Well...
This granny sure knows how to kill a kid's dream, doesn't she? This granny is not one to tell you to reach for the stars. She is probably quite practical and thinks he should be an accountant instead.
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Amen!
She is not wrong, ya know. Here is another example as to why you should not complain to your elders. They have a comeback for everything.
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No chill
You have to understand that back in her day, red was a color associated with fast women. Most elderly folks do not keep up with the times. I hope this gal let that comment slide.
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Oh my!
Old people will sometimes really throw you for a loop with the things that come out of their mouths. This granny definitely made me choke on a peanut when I read it. How about you?
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White Trash
The only thing that would make this funnier is if she was named after this granny. I am not sure what consitutes a "white trash name," but I sure will not be naming any of my kids Natalie.
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The Critic
Granny holds nothing back. She grew up in a era where people only won trophies and ribbons when they came in first place not just for participation. Clearly this kid needs to improve his piano skills. Thankfully, he was young enough to have plenty of time to tweek his skills.
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Burn!
This granny has clearly lost her mind. We all know they can be a bit harsh with their truths, but this granny is savage as fuck.
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Oh Snap!
Sonny boy must not do all that well with the ladies, and granny is not afraid to be super blunt about it. All we can do is hope that he is able to prove her wrong some day.
Tricked You
Meeting your significant other's family can be quite stressful. It appears that this young lady seemed to hit it off well with the family, but the guy's granny had some hard truths to hit her with.
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Keep Trying
You thought having your parents disappointed in you was hard. Imagine having your granny be so disappointed in you that she had to tell you in a Christmas card.
Knocked Down
Leave it to granny to be the one to knock you down a peg or two. It seems as though this granny was not happy with her granddaughter's decision to pierce her nose. Your body is a temple after all. She should have known better.
