
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers
and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first
mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter
Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got
up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
