Wow. These weird and creepy tattoos look so real that they might just freak you out!
#1 Hook 'Em
Bad fisherman? He sat in a boat all afternoon and all he came home with was this big ugly toe.
#2 All Stitched Up
Frankenstein must have done this surgery. Next time he'll wait three hours in the ER like the rest of us do.
#3 It Comes In Handy
You never know when you may need a pencil. He could have just gotten a pocket protector.
#4 Buttoned Up Birthday Suit
Just take it all off... what if you could really just unbutton your skin and slip it off?
#5 Eye See You
Now this is weird. He seems to always want to know what's happening down below. Wonder what it is?
#6 Third Eye Blind
Eek! Good luck finding contact lenses for that thing!
#7 It Wants OUT
He might just want to see someone and have this problem looked at. Just sayin'.
#8 The Missing Piece
OMG! Rumor has it that if somebody has the piece that fits into her back, he's a keeper.
#9 That's Got To Hurt
What a terrible nail gun accident. Happens to the best of us.
#10 Creepy Crawlers
Quick! Zip that arm back up. It's a freaking spider!
#11 iRobot
That awkward moment when you're finally exposed for the fraud you really are.
#12 Under His Skin
He should really stop scratching that thing before it explodes.
