Not everyone is wired to wake up at the crack of dawn and begin their day. Many of us are just not morning people. They say that the most highly intelligent people are night owls, instead. If you are one of those people who hate mornings, you will totally relate to these statuses.
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Nothing Against Morning People
This post reminds us of that racist person who insists they are not the least bit racist because they have a black friend. Either way, most non-morning people do not hold anything against those who are morning people. We just do not understand them.
Kill It
Most people who are not morning people dread hearing that alarm clock go off. We tend to hit the snooze numerous times. However, would it not be easier to just bust that daggone alarm clock and be done with mornings altogether?
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Real Life
Most people who hate waking up in the morning hate it because that is the time when they have the best dreams. It really sucks to have to wake up in the middle of a really good dream. Even if we hit that snooze button, it is almost impossible to get back to the bliss.
We Wouldn't Know
It seems to us non-morning people that people who are morning people tend to get a lot done during their day. They seem happy and productive, but that does not make us want to be one of them.
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1 pm
If only it were possible. We think that many more people would become morning people if it was at this hour instead. Sadly, this will never happen.
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We Can Relate
This is something all non-morning people can relate to. We tend to be night owls, and we get our best work done during those late hours. These kinds of people tend to be highly intelligent, so consider yourself smart for not being a morning person.
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Not Yet
Kids always seem to want to grow up too fast. They have no idea what it really means to be a grown-up. This was a great explanation by this kid's dad about what it is like to be an adult who has to get up early because of their responsibilities.
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Watch Out!
You will have to watch out for this kind of person who does not enjoy mornings. They tend to be quite hostile for some time after being forced out of blissful slumber in order to face the day. Coffee probably does not work that well for them either.
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I Must Stay
Non-morning people tend to become one with their beds. They feel most comforted being wrapped tight in their blankets with their heads gently resting on their pillows. And once they have found that truly comfy position, it is hell to have to rise from it.
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Sad Truth
Unfortunately, if you are not a morning person, this just might be how you are perceived by your peers and family. Seeing you resting peacefully instead of being up and about is the norm for them. That is what makes this status so true.
