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Outrageous Job Titles That Will Make You Think WTF

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 16th November 2014

Judging from this list when people say you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, it's hard not to believe them. The world is full of endless possibilities!

#1 Head receiver

I'm assuming he's not a football player. Then, exactly what does it mean to be a head receiver?

#2 MILF commander

Commanding MILFS all around the world to obey to his every demand.

#3 Bride kidnapping expert

Well at least it doesn't say bride kidnapper.

#4 Pornography historian

Even porn needs to be documented! It's a way of life and form of entertainment.

#5 Freelance sperm donor

Wait, is donating sperm always freelance?

#6 Whoa

This guy has many talents. I wonder what kind of powers he has.

#7 Head of potatoes

Potatoes need to have a leader. They simply can not live on their own, they are not free vegetables!

#8 Rimjob inventor

How exactly does one claim to invent something as else? I find it hard to believe.

#9 6-Layer dip maker

If one of the layers in your dip maker is a little off then you have Deb to blame.

#10 Bear biologist and papaerfolder

What does paper folding have to do with being a biologist? Completely two different things.

#11 Cat behavior consultant

This actually might sound like a dream job for all the cat lovers out there.

#12 Knitting and textile history

Knitting is serious business! Never look down upon it.

#13 Professional snuggler

It's actually kind of mind blowing how much people get paid to snuggle.

#14 Experienced boner

I can see where they were going with this, just needs a better name!

#15 Gina's boobs

Her boobs were have played such an important part in the movie that they deserved their own little shout out.

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