People Are Sharing Shitty Life Tips, And They’re Just Too Funny
By
Suzanne in
Funny
On 3rd February 2017
Are you looking for terrible and completely useless life tips? Then you've come to the right place! Here is a list of the crappiest advice ever.
These tips won't actually help you to achieve much, they are at least useful when it comes to making us laugh. From using ketchup as a bookmark, to saving yourself precious time by adding toothpaste to meals, these "pro" life tips are sure to put a smile on your face while completely failing to help you in any practical way. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!
P.S.: These tips are a joke and may be dangerous, don't try them yourself!
#1 Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV
#2 Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled
#3 Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving
#4 Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space
#5 Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon
#6 Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway
#7 Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick
#8 Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water
#9 Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead
#10 Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting
#11 Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed
#12 Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired
#13 Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up
#14 Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip
#15 If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut
#16 Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack
#17 Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food
#18 Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely
#19 Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office
#20 Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice
#21 Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns
#22 Use This Tip If You Are A Student
#23 Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners
#24 Check If You Are Colorblind With This Useful Image
#25 Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power.
#26 Save Money With This Life Hack
#27 Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience
#28 Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta
#29 Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life
#30 Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work
#31 Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter
#32 Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming
#33 Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill
#34 Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford
#35 Use Ruler For This Life Hack
#36 If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up
#37 Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic
#38 Use Ketchup As A Bookmark
#39 Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet
#40 Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping
#41 Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again
#42 Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip
#43 Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes
#44 Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings
#45 Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara
#46 Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas
#47 Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti
#48 Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish
#49 Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up
#50 Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard
