People Are Tweeting Muslim 'Facts' To Show How Ridiculous The Media Is
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 25th November 2015
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#1 So The Sun just published that "1 in 5 British Muslims" sympathize with Jihadis, which turned out to be a bogus statistic.
Well, it is The Sun. They do have all the important media bases covered here though: boobs, sports, and terror.
#2 To highlight how insanely ridiculous this claim is, people flocked to Twitter and came up with their own false facts and added the #1in5Muslims hashtag.
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#3 Few people know the harmful effects Islam has had on cats over the centuries.
#4 This tweet's funny because obviously Muslims don't watch Friends.
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#5 Nor do they care about silly internet phenomena.
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#6 No time for binge-watching shows when you're busy planning the destruction of the Western World.
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#7 Any self-respecting Muslim knows Zayn is a fake one - he has an earring.
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#8 But at least he doesn't eat pork.
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#9 Well finally, this Muslim gets it.
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#10 The answer to this one is yes.
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#11 And someone revealed the most burning question every Muslim has.
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#12 Some of the "fake" facts were surprisingly on point.
#13 For those who don't know, "Inshallah" means "if it's God's will", so, no, you know it's never gonna happen.
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#14 The name struggle is real.
#15 And the best for last...
Sorry The Sun, what were you saying again? Couldn't hear you over the sound of Malala's Nobel Prize.
