I doubt you’ll find any of these positions hiring, but it never hurts to look!
People Concisely Lay Out Their Dreams On Twitter With #My3WordDreamJob
By
Deepak Mamgain in
Funny
On 28th September 2016
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#1 "Everything's good here...NEXT!"
They say brevity is a virtue, so take a tour of these Twitter users' dream jobs as they explain what they'd love to be paid to do in just three quick words.
#2
You'll notice that many of these aren't really "jobs" in any sense of the word. But that doesn't make them any less funny.
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#3
"Heart surgery patient"
#4
"Rabies shot receiver"
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#5
I think...that would get old.
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#6
Kim has proved that IS kind of a job.
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#7
You want to kill Kermit?
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#8
Your poor liver begs you not to pursue this career.
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#9
Feel free to substitute your favorite fast food into this one.
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#10
This comes up more than once on this list...
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#11
You can go to a box store and live this dream!
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#12
Uh, not a job, missy. But nice try.
