People Shared Stories Of Catching Significant Others Cheating. It Was Drama Central.
Introduction
Cheating is lame. The only thing that's not lame about cheating is soaking in the schadenfreude while reading other people's nightmares realized.
Even that, though, comes with the inclination to trust no one because people are awful. With that in mind, tread carefully through these 21 stories combed from a Reddit thread that prompted people to share sagas of walking in on cheating partners. A good amount of these stories have enough karmic intervention (hello, pink eye) to make you feel like all is right in the world and that you don't have to go home and question your love life.
1. chillhoneybunny28's co-worker knew exactly what to do.
One of my co-workers ran into her then-boyfriend's house to get her phone charger before work. She walked into his bedroom and found him in bed with another woman. She then took a picture of them in bed, and SENT IT TO HIS MOTHER.
2. takhesis didn't have to even go inside the house to find her husband.
My mom came home to our old farm property to find my ex step-dad porking his girlfriend in the front yard. On their 35th wedding anniversary. She called the cops and had them both removed.
3. Grinder312 can say he's dodged more than a few bullets.
Walked in on my ex fiancée 6 weeks before our wedding. She was sleeping with one of our coworkers. Quit my job there, she made me cover the remaining costs of the wedding since we were within the 90-day limits and ONLY my name was on the contracts. I moved away to college. She stalked me. I put a restraining order on her. I got counseling. I was a mess.
Life gets better. I'm married to an incredible woman. Successful in my job. And I'm 1.5 years cancer free! I'll take it. Plus I don't have her in my life anymore. Dodged the bullet is how I look at it now.
4. banjo-fittings's manager isn't that supportive.
Not me, but I worked with a woman who walked in on her husband and her brother going to town. A few days after that she came into work and said "My husband ran off with my brother". One of the managers was laughing so hard he fell down.
5. imn0tg00d traded a crappy roommate for a very loyal one.
I walked in early from work. My door was locked. It's never locked. So I super stealth mode opened the door and found her and my roommate in bed together. I simply had her move her shit from my room to his. I hooked up with one of her friends like a week later and she was pissed. They both moved out at the end of the month. She tried to break in after I went on deployment, but didn't know that I found a new roommate. He pulled a sword on her, it was epic.
6. Hovie1's brother was polite.
My brother walked in on his ex wife in bed with another guy. He told the guy "put your pants on. I'm not going to beat the fuck out of you while you're naked."
So he put his pants on. And my brother beat the fuck out of him.
Edit: Yes, the guy knew she was married.
7. Subtle move, SmallBlue.
I didn't walk in to the act, but walked in the evidence of the act (used condom). I chilled in her house for a bit, grabbed a beer from the fridge, drank it on the patio, fired up tinder and started swiping, peed on her toothbrush, then left!
8. Sometimes good things come from bad ones, as was the case for Prannke.
He agreed to meet me for lunch on my birthday at work. My manager decided to let me out a few minutes early and I saw him being dropped off by another girl who kissed him good bye and drove off. Turned out neither of us knew about the other and though we were dating a sweet guy not a fuckboy. We both dumped him and became pretty good friends. I even went to her wedding in December. Life can be funny sometimes...
9. goalieamd exemplifies what sisters are for.
Accidentally caught my sister's BF cheating on her.
I was out at a bar with a few of my friends. We walk in and there is my sister's boyfriend making out with someone who is not my sister. I've had a couple drinks at this point and decided I wanted to be evil. I wait until the girl who's making out with my sister's bf comes over to the bar. I strike up a conversation with her to see if I could get some information out of her. I ask her about her date and she goes into this long story about how they dated back in high school but broke up and now he's dating someone else but doesn't care because the other girl is a total prude and what they have is true love. I let her say her speal until I introduce myself with my first and last name. She immediately starts sputtering something and I walk away to call my sister. Meanwhile, the shitty bf is across the bar being filled in on what just happened. He immediately calls my sister and tells her that I'm a liar and he's still at work. I sent her pictures of the two of them together and they ended up breaking up the next day.
At first my sister was furious with me but now we joke about it. I feel bad since they dated for 2 years but apparently the cheating had been going on for close to 6 months.
10. Perfect timing for clockworknyxia.
I walk in on him and my neighbor just as he was about to come. He ended up pulling out of her too fast and shot semen right in her eye. She had pink eye for a week.
It was one of the few times I witnessed karma in action.
11. Hauppage should be grateful for dog poop.
Had my puppy dog shit itself, couldn't find any towels in the bathroom to clean up the floor. Opened the bedroom door to get my laundry basket and there they were. Wouldn't have hurt so badly if it were not a close friend.
Ended up keeping the dog and am really digging the wagging and tennis balls that come with unconditional love.
