People That Shouldn't Be Allowed To Have Twitter Accounts

By ET in Funny On 11th August 2016
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#1 Neither...

Being lack toe tolerance is a big no-no.

#2 Okay Byronnn!

I'll take your advice. I will never trade anything for the rock that is called Granite!

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#3 Yeah, it's a habit.

What do you do when someone is annoying you? YOU SNAP IT THEM! It's a defence magnesiu-- I mean defence mechanism

#5 Thank GOD!

If you lived in the United States of *AMERICA* you'd be screwed...

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#6 I hope so too.

I also want my first female child to be female.

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#7 I couldn't agree more.

Killing yourself is better than committing suicide.

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#8 OMG, ARE YOU SHERLOCK?

Guys, it actually does work. A-T-N-A-L-T-A, SEE?

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#9 Oh the irony...

Yes, he sure is retarted..

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#10 By the looks of things..

It looks like you'll be an Auntie, but I'm not expert!

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#11 So right!

How could it possibly go #1 in 100 different countries?

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#12 No Patrick

Ebola is not an instrument.

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#13 Speechless..

Someone didn't learn basic biology in school, nor do they have simple common sense.