People Who Just Realized They’re Dating An Idiot
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 10th April 2017
Does your partner mistake the shells of pistachio nuts for seashells? Perhaps they lock the keys of their padlock TO their padlock so they don't lose them? Or maybe they make you cheese sandwiches for lunch without taking the plastic off first?
If you answered yes to any of these things then I'm sorry to break it to you but your partner is probably an idiot.
#2 Very Wholesome Intentions
#3 So My Girlfriend Didn’t Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock
#5 I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said “The Opaads?”
#6 I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn’t Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work
#7 My Girlfriend Just Asked What The “No” On This Switch Meant
#8 This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable
