Pickup Attempts That Are So Awful, They Deserved To Be Put Down With Snappy Comebacks

By Johny in Fails On 20th September 2020
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#1 Never understood the whole “Daddy” sexy talk, I actually find it pretty creepy.

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#2 That's suspiciously well thought out. Has anyone seen Linda lately?

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#5 If they are boys they can be Pete and Repete.

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#10 Yeah, let's fly in the face of internet tradition and treat someone as human? That'll never take off.

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#12 You don't need to be sexual to be funny. At least don't straight up start a conversation with a sexual joke.

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#18 I'm embarrassed for both of them. Why did I think of Biology? (XX/XY chromosomes)

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#21 God, this one is so cringe-worthy. Laughs in Ferrari.

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