Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Everything You Will Ever Need To Know About Dating A Teacher

#1 Weeknight dates are out of the question.

#2 And you’re probably not going to get them to stay up past 10pm.

#3 Because they have to be up seriously early for school the next day.

Probably a good two hours before you.

#4 So their idea of a lie-in is sleeping till 7am on the weekends.

#5 Most of your Friday night dates probably involve getting pizza and them doing marking while falling asleep in front of the TV.

#6 So you really look forward to the school holidays.

They can drink on weeknights! Woo!

#7 But you can only go on holiday during the school break, so you’re pretty used to paying expensive airfares.

#8 And there are kids everywhere all of the time.

#9 But the best time of year is Christmas because they’re going to get a shitload of chocolates.

#10 Or free booze if they’re really lucky.

#11 You’re pretty used to getting colds all the time.

Children seem to harbour colds CONSTANTLY.

#12 And ~other~ childhood illnesses.

Better make sure you're up to date on your vaccines.

#13 They might accidentally use their teacher voice on you occasionally.

Hopefully not during sex

#14 It’s not unusual for them to come home covered in paint and glitter.

If they teach five year olds.

#15 Your house probably looks like this.

#16 And they get very excited about new stationery.

#17 There is nothing better than teacher gossip.

So you can't wait to hear about it when they come home from work.

#18 And you’re probably really invested in some of it, even if you’ve never met the kids.

"Can't BELIEVE Bradley was messing around in English again. I knew this would happen."

#19 But there is nothing more entertaining than a student giving a funny test answer.

It's as bad for teachers as it is for students.

#20 Because they work way longer hours than most people expect.

School doesn't just finish at 3pm.

#21 And they work harder than anyone you know.