Places You Would Never Want To Poop

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 22nd April 2014
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#1: The Woods

You have no toilet paper, no proper toilet, and there are so many creepy things out there.

#2: Rest Poop

Just relax because if you move one muscle something will come out and you don't want to know what it is.

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#3: Work Out Class

After all that moving it just makes the food move around more and get's it ready to come out.

#4: In A Car

You have to sit in it until you find a restroom and what if there are others in the car?

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#5: On A Train

It's like you're on an express train as you're sitting down holding onto the walls for dear life.

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#6: Dorm Bathroom

It's hard to be in there alone so always be prepared for the worst.

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#7: At School

It's so bad that some just hold it till they go home or make up an excuse to go home.

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#8: At A Grocery Store

Well you bought food from a grocery store so it's going to come out might as well come out where you first got it from.

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#9: At Work

If someone catches you, you will be always be THAT person.

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#10: At The Doctors

It's like "hey, while you're at it how about giving me a stool sample?"

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#11: On A Sink

How in the world is it supposed to go down the drain?

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#12: In The Water

Well some creatures like sharks can't help out so rather let's say being pooped on by a shark is just horrible and oddly attracts fish.

#13: Porter Potties

It's just piles of mess that's been there for hours and will not go away. Plus, you could lose some valuable stuff in them.

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#14: On An Airplane

You get so paranoid and start thinking to yourself; Do other passengers who are waiting know what I'm doing? What if there is turbulence? What if I have to get up from my window seat and go back again?Â

#15: At Your Partners Place

They are for sure going to notice that you've been M.I.A for a while.