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#1 A dispenser for dispensing Tic Tac dispensers.
#2 A machine that allows you to create your own custom bag of Skittles.
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#3 A junk-food pairing menu, so you can treat your burger like a fine wine.
#4 Colour-changing ice cream.
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#5 Bacon-flavoured toothpaste.
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#6 Croissants in a can, because it’s such a good idea to have croissants come out of a can.
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#7 Watermelon Oreos.
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#8 Soft marshmallow Oreos.
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#9 Crispy marshmallow Oreos.
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#10 Triple double-stuffed Oreos. Sextuple Oreos, for anyone counting.
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#11 Fusion fruit pastilles.
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#12 A green-tea Kit Kat, which makes perfect sense so long as you don’t think about it at all.
#13 This is the llama dressed like Batman that you never knew you wanted.
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#14 This is a half-loaf of bread stuffed with ice-cream.
#15 This home cinema system is flawless.
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#16 A Scotch tape dispenser that will fulfill all your dreams.
#17 Candyfloss that gets you high.
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#18 A craft-beer vending machine.
#19 A vodka vending machine.
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#20 Or a champagne vending machine if vodka is too peasant-like for you.
#21 An amphibious RV.
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#22 A baseball bat combined with a flashlight.
#23 Waffle taco.
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#24 Pizza crust stuffed with hot dog to satisfy all your meat in dough needs.
#25 Unless what you really want is a cheeseburger pizza surrounded by mini-burgers covered in cheese just because.
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#26 A flea repellant for humans.
#27 A cup of tea with a biscuit holder.
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#28 This perfectly profane use of 3D printing.
#29 This thing that keeps your beer perfectly straight while you dance like a stereotype of a white person.
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#30 An auto-beer filler.
#31
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#32 A bin that moves to collect falling trash like it’s been freaking enchanted.
#33 These milk and cookie shots.
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#35 This is a genius way to play video games.
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#36 Sprayable churros.
#37 Mints in a mini-packet so you don’t have loose mints everywhere.
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#38 Live ladybugs, available for delivery from Amazon
# Mini-goldfish, giant M&M. What. A. World.
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#40 Bacon on a stick.
#41 And this is a SPRINKLES MILL.
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#42 Teriyaki chicken in a damn pineapple.
#43 Mini, pre-unwrapped Starburst.
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#44 Milk + pourable cap = really obvious idea.
#45 This ice tray that someone finally thought through.
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#46 Potato salad getting funded for thousands of dollars because the internet has decided that’s a good thing.
#47 This really important invention.
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#48 The final solution to all your shower woes.
#49 Breaking Bad bath salts.
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#50 And this final revelation that will prove that yes, yes, this is the finest time to be alive
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