Poor little Tuxie....his life is so hard and he is sooooooo sad
By
Editorial Staff in
Nature
On 14th January 2015
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#1 My cat is sad because my other cat auditioned for the role of the new Batman but Ben Affleck was chosen instead.
#2 My cat is sad because he can check out any time he likes, but he can never leave.
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#3 My cat is sad because he wishes his friends would stop tagging him in Facebook photos without his permission.
#4 My cat is sad because he wonders where you are tonight, no answer on the telephone.
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#5 My cat is sad because he never got on the property ladder when he was younger and he thinks it might now be too late.
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#6 My cat is sad because his demo was heartlessly rejected by every record company he sent it to.
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#7 My cat is sad because a female colleague of his has seen a ghost and seems extremely troubled by the experience.
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#8 My cat is sad because he is remembering a time when our relationship was closer and I would still hug him at night.
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#9 My cat is sad because this anonymous Stormtrooper keeps leaving insincere comments on his sad Facebook status updates
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#10 My cat is sad because he busks in my kitchen every day, and truly sings his heart out, but everyone just ignores him.
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#11 My cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons and he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat.
