#1 Play Ground Pooch
Look at the hyper excitement in that pug's eyes.
He is neutered, so he's only tripping tennis ball.
#2 Sit , Stay , Read
How to organize your bookshelf:
-Is it fiction or non fiction?
-Paper back or hardcover?
-Shedder or hypoallergenic?
#3 My Bark Will Go On
Jack, I want you to draw me like of your french Bulldogs.
#4 Cone Of Shame
"Screw this, I'm becoming a plant. Plants NEVER have to go to the vet."
#5 Doggie Cushion
Meanwhile, all I found between my cushions was a dusty TV Guide. Still took it on a walk though.
#6 Hardcore, Soft Peanut Butter
Don't judge the dog for throwing around gang signs. He grew up in a ruff neighborhood.
#7 Twist And Bark
Some people can be really snooty about dog breeds. This one's a 100% purebred pretzel.
#8 Potty Pooch
A dog in a toilet ? What kind of food poisoning is that, and how can I get it!?
#9 Booze Hound
"I asked for a scratch. What the hell is scotch?"
#10 Puppy Jar
He stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Then he stole our hearts.
