Questionable Quotes Overheard At College

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 17th April 2014
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#1: America Is How Old?

Even someone who doesn't pay attention in history should know that America is older than that.

#2: Make Out With Anything

Well would drunk make out with anything even a tree.

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#3: Getting Arrested Isn't A Big Deal

Not when you have other siblings who get arrested more than you do.

#4: Personal Moments

With tongues, because thats not strange at all.

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#5: High Face

Not high, just have a stoner face.

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#6: Can't Wait To Get Drunk

Is that all college students want to do now and days?

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#7: Death Wish

Maybe ice cream is just worth it. Who can resist ice cream?

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#8: Water Doesn't Go Bad

Man oh man that has to be the dumbest thing ever.

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#9: Low Self Esteem

This guy must have issues if he needs to settle for less.

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#10: Doing Weird Things

While sleep walking...never a good outcome from that.

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#11: Burn

This must hurt to know someone only talks to you when they're drunk.

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#12: No Wifi

Because it college a huge problem is not having a wifi even if it's for a second.

#13: Notebook And Alcohol

Do not mix, poor notebook may it RIP.

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#14: Who Needs Sleep?

When your cat does all the sleeping, it's just pointless.

#15: Bathrooms Change

So it gets confusing because you know there's not a sign indicting which gender the stalls are meant for.